The Stranger in black.

secretdmmachinations:

In a game I played goats are illegal to buy. Finding this fun, I applied this to my campaigns.

"Why?" said my players.

I’ll tell you why. It all started long long ago…

A Goat’s Fable

Long long ago, over a thousand years in the past, a young and powerful Warlord…

wizard-sex:

oddballofthegroup:

oddballofthegroup:

secretdmmachinations:

Level 1 is silly.

This goes for any game, be it video or tabletop. Level 1 is literally going to be the dinkiest part of any level based game. For simplicity’s sake I’m going to explain why level 1 is silly through pathfinder/d&d/d20systems in…

-smiles and laughs like the mad gm I am- No it wasn’t

Damn can I get a source? I don’t doubt you I just wanna see this for my self. That’s crazy. 

Yeah. I’ll go find the page again

oddballofthegroup:

secretdmmachinations:

Level 1 is silly.

This goes for any game, be it video or tabletop. Level 1 is literally going to be the dinkiest part of any level based game. For simplicity’s sake I’m going to explain why level 1 is silly through pathfinder/d&d/d20systems in…

-smiles and laughs like the mad gm I am- No it wasn’t

on leveling: level 1

secretdmmachinations:

Level 1 is silly.

This goes for any game, be it video or tabletop. Level 1 is literally going to be the dinkiest part of any level based game. For simplicity’s sake I’m going to explain why level 1 is silly through pathfinder/d&d/d20systems in general. EDIT: Uhhh. It’s a long rant. Skip ahead if you don’t like words.

So. *cracks knuckles* here I go.

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Turns out a medium sized creature can shoot a gargantuan arrow with no penalty. So that’s like 3 d 6 of damage level one. (Pathfinder)

As it turns out. People like I with ptsd and sleep paralysis do not mix well with fear. As requested by the participant I will not disclose the results. All I can say is the do not mess with fear for it will mess with you… I never want anyone to relive what he did..

magical-girl-fanart:

ももせ
gryffin-dyke:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

*puts up bat signal for science side of tumblr*


Sciencey tumblr? Halp

gryffin-dyke:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

*puts up bat signal for science side of tumblr*

Sciencey tumblr? Halp

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine
Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality
Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

-sits on your couch- can I live here?

Come back to me...

It wasn’t your fault, bud. They made you do it. You’d never hurt him.